I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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