I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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