He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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