I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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