He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I did not marry a roomba.
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