then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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