2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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