This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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