he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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