That's when you crack a 10am beer
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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