In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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