And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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