gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
