so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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