That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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