erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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