Christians are straight up FREAKS
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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