i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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