How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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