I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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