What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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