Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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