What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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