if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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