Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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