Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
