Sponge bath it is.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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