I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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