PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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