What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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