Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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