Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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