Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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