I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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