Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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