u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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