At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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