Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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