Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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