he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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