i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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