Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i now understand why vodka
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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