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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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