Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Pants are for mortals
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
