How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
