whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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