you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
