1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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