Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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