Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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