Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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