Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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