By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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